The Scriptures
The oldest surviving teachings of the Cult. Some are sacred. Some are contradictory. Several have been edited by people who insist they are not members.
The Official Unofficial History
How the Cult existed before Bacon, how Bacon found it, and why nobody agrees on what happened after the third sermon.
The Sacred Things
The Sizzle. The Pan. The Pig. The Crunch. And the Three Tenets every acolyte is expected to remember.
Reader advisory: The Scriptures have not been peer reviewed. They have, however, been blessed.