Rituals
The Cult offers several methods of spiritual engagement. Some are ceremonial. Some are interactive. All have been approved by nobody.
Oracle of the Sizzle
Ask a question. Receive an answer. Decide for yourself whether it was a prophecy.
Confessional
Confess your sins. They will not be judged. They will merely be categorized.
Initiation
Six steps. One oath. A certificate. A restricted appendix.
Sermons
Quarterly messages from Brother Crispus, who has never officially been employed here.