Sermons from Brother Crispus
Quarterly messages from a spiritual leader who has never been officially employed by Bacon Industries.
“When the world feels cold and soft, remember: the pan is always hot. You are not meant to be comfortable. You are meant to be crispy.”
— Brother Crispus, 1st Umbral Moon, 7th Era
“The Lalafell question is not a question of morality. It is a question of math. The numbers do not lie. The pig does not judge. The pig sustains.”
— Brother Crispus, 3rd Astral Moon, 7th Era