THEOLOGICAL RECORD // FORM VARIES BY SOURCE

The Great Pig

Provider. Symbol. Witness. The oldest texts are remarkably confident about the Pig and remarkably unclear about what the Pig actually is.

One interpretation

The Pig is the face of the Sizzle: the form through which an unknowable presence can be understood.

Another interpretation

The Pig is merely the first creature to understand the Sizzle.

A third interpretation

The Pig is lunch. The Cult insists this is theological nuance rather than contradiction.