The leaders of Bacon Industries are a diverse group of individuals united by one common goal: making Eorzea a better, crispier, and more sustainable place.

They are visionaries. They are innovators. They are, occasionally, a little bit unhinged. But that's what makes them so effective.

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Bacon Burger

Founder & CEO

Thirteen years. 1.4 billion gil in assets. 12,847 cult members. Never lost a poker game. Bacon Burger built an empire from nothing—and she's just getting started.

"I didn't set out to build an empire. I set out to make good food. But somewhere along the way, I realized that good food requires good systems."
13 Years 1.4B Gil 12,847 Followers
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Dr. Kevin P. Trotter, Ph.D.

Head of Sustainable Nutrition

Former professor of Aetherial Biochemistry at the Studium. Joined Bacon Industries after his research funding was "mysteriously" cut. He's been happy ever since.

"The Lalafell Solution changed everything. Even I was surprised by the results. But the data doesn't lie."
47 Papers 23 Patents 12 Retests
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"Lucky" Lucius Swine

Director of Entertainment & Debt Collection

Started as a card dealer in Ul'dah. Now runs the most profitable casino operation in Eorzea. Known for his catchphrase: "You can't lose if you don't play. But if you do play... we collect."

"Luck is a mistress. Skill is a master. I am a master of both—and I collect on both."
847M Paid Out 99.8% Recovery 0 Lost Bets
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Brother Crispus

High Inquisitor, Cult of Bacon

Leader of the Cult of Bacon. His followers are dedicated, devout, and occasionally unsettling. Bacon Industries neither endorses nor condemns him—they just... tolerate him.

"The Sizzle guides us. The Crispness redeems us. The Lalafell sustains us."
1,000 Years 12,847 Members ∞ Crispness
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Penny Pincher

Chief Financial Officer

Numbers are her language. Spreadsheets are her art. She's been with Bacon Industries since the beginning, carefully managing the empire's vast wealth.

"We have so much gil we don't know what to do with it. So we give it away. Tax write-off."
1.4B Managed 0 Debt ∞ Spreadsheets
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Sir Crispington III

Vice President of Quality Assurance

A distinguished gentleman of impeccable taste. Sir Crispington personally tests every batch of Bacon Lube™ and every recipe in the Sustainable Nutrition division.

"Oink. (Translation: "Quality is not negotiable.")"
10,000 Batches ∞ Taste Tests 1 Perfect Record